STANDINGS
| Place | Morgue | Owner | Burials | Total Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | sMORGUEsbord | Teresa | 3 | 137 |
| 2nd | Circle the Drain | John | 1 | 47 |
| 3rd | Grimm Reapers | Rob | 1 | 46 |
| 4th (Tie) | Gray's Anatomy | CharRon | 0 | 0 |
| 4th (Tie) | Guardian Angel | Jodie | 0 | 0 |
| 4th (Tie) | Death Boners | Nick | 0 | 0 |
| 4th (Tie) | CharRon Hates Educated Black People | Phantom | 0 | 0 |
| 4th (Tie) | Hanging with Aaron Hernandez | Danni | 0 | 0 |
"LIVE" SCORING
| Morgue | Celebrity | Death Date | Age | Points | Bonus Points | Total Points | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| sMORGUEsbord | Scott Adams | 1/13/2026 | 68 | 32 | 0 | 32 | |
| sMORGUEsbord | Brad Arnold | 2/7/2026 | 47 | 53 | 0 | 53 | |
| sMORGUEsbord | James Van Der Beek | 2/11/2026 | 48 | 52 | 0 | 52 | |
| Circle the Drain | Eric Dane | 2/19/2026 | 53 | 47 | 0 | 47 | |
| Grimm Reapers | Georg Koch | 6/4/2026 | 54 | 46 | 0 | 46 |
OVERVIEW (as of draft date)
| Mortician | Youngest | Oldest | Average Age | Score Potential |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Teresa | Lexy Thornberry (24) | Eric Jensen (75) | 47.85 | 1043 |
| John | Nick Fuentes (27) | Esther Rantzen (85) | 57.60 | 848 |
| Rob | Stephen Darby (37) | Abdullah the Butcher (85) | 58.50 | 830 |
| CharRon | Lindsay Lohan (39) | Sandy Koufax (90) | 72.50 | 550 |
| Danni | Ray J (45) | Noam Chomsky (97) | 72.60 | 548 |
| Nick | Shane Burcaw (33) | James Tolkan (95) | 78.70 | 426 |
| Jodie | Mike Tyson (59) | Mel Brooks (99) | 79.75 | 405 |
| Phantom | Mark Dean (68) | James West (94) | 77.86 | 155 |
BONUSES
In addition to the points you have earned for any deaths, bonus points will also be awarded for the following:
- 6.9 pts... if your celebrity dies while having sex. (AKA the Nelson Rockefeller bonus)
- 15 pts... if your celebrity is murdered. (AKA the John Lennon bonus)
- 15 pts... if your celebrity commits suicide. (AKA the Robin Williams bonus)
- 15 pts... if your celebrity dies on Christmas Day. (AKA the George Michael bonus)
- 15 pts... if your celebrity dies by autoerotic asphyxiation. (AKA the David Carradine bonus)
- 15 pts... if your celebrity is decapitated. (AKA the Anne Boleyn bonus)
- 15 pts... if your celebrity doesn't die, but murders someone. (AKA the OJ Simpson bonus)
- 15 pts... if your celebrity is a sports figure that dies competing. (AKA the Dale Earnhardt, Sr. bonus)
- 15 pts... if your celebrity is a political figure and is assassinated. (AKA the JFK bonus)
- 15 pts... if your celebrity is a musician and dies while performing. (AKA the Tiny Tim bonus)
- 15 pts... if your celebrity dies on their birthday and/or wedding anniversary (current, in tact marriage only). (AKA the Ingrid Bergman bonus)
- 15 pts... if your celebrity dies of an accidental overdose (not suicide). (The Heath Ledger bonus)
- 19 pts... if your celebrity dies of COVID-19. (AKA the Nick Cordero bonus)
Special Heritage Month Bonuses (15 pts extra)
Bonuses are given if your celebrity is part of a group being celebrated during a congressionally designated Diversity Awareness Month
- February: Celebrity is African American and becomes history during Black History Month. (AKA the Whitney Houston bonus)
- March: Celebrity is Irish and becomes history during Irish Heritage Month.
- March: Celebrity is a Woman and becomes history during National Women's History Month.
- May: Celebrity is Asian/Pacific Islander and becomes history during Asia/Pacific Heritage Month.
- May: Celebrity is Jewish and becomes history during Jewish Heritage Month.
- June: Celebrity is LGBTIA+ and becomes history during Pride Month.
- September 15th to October 15th: Celebrity is Hispanic and becomes history during Hispanic Heritage Month.
- November: Celebrity is Native American and becomes history during American Indian and Alaska Native Heritage Month. (Additional 10 points if the Native American dies on Thanksgiving.)