STANDINGS
| Place | Morgue | Owner | Burials | Total Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | The Grimm Reapers | Rob | 4 | 192 |
| 2nd | Vin Diesel Death Rumor | Danni D | 8 | 179 |
| 3rd | Vagina Candle | Teresa | 2 | 77 |
| 4th | The Death Boners | Nick | 4 | 44 |
| 5th | Whorecrux Hufflesluts | Mike | 1 | 37 |
| 6th | Guardian Angel | Jodie | 1 | 24 |
| 7th | Morgue and Mindy | Nicole | 2 | 13 |
| 8th (Tie) | Death in the Taproom | Tabby & Mike | 0 | 0 |
| 8th (Tie) | Gray's Anatomy | CharRon | 0 | 0 |
| 8th (Tie) | Bukakke is a Baby Shower | Annie | 0 | 0 |
"LIVE" SCORING
| Morgue | Celebrity | Death Date | Age | Points | Bonus Points | Total Points | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Grimm Reapers | Derek Draper | 1/5/2024 | 56 | 44 | 19 | 63 | COVID-19 Bonus |
| Vagina Candle | Brian Barczyk | 1/15/2024 | 54 | 46 | 0 | 46 | |
| Grimm Reapers | Jonnie Irwin | 2/2/2024 | 50 | 50 | 0 | 50 | |
| Vin Diesel Death Rumor | Toby Keith | 2/5/2024 | 62 | 38 | 0 | 38 | |
| Vin Diesel Death Rumor | Brian Mulroney | 2/29/2024 | 84 | 16 | 0 | 16 | |
| Vin Diesel Death Rumor | OJ Simpson | 4/10/2024 | 76 | 24 | 0 | 24 | |
| Grimm Reapers | Rob Burrow | 6/2/2024 | 41 | 59 | 0 | 59 | |
| Grimm Reapers | Francoise Hardy | 6/11/2024 | 80 | 20 | 0 | 20 | |
| Vin Diesel Death Rumor | Jerry West | 6/12/2024 | 86 | 14 | 0 | 14 | |
| Vin Diesel Death Rumor | Willie Mays | 6/18/2024 | 93 | 7 | 0 | 7 | |
| Death Boners | Donald Sutherland | 6/20/2024 | 88 | 12 | 0 | 12 | |
| Death Boners | Dr. Ruth | 7/13/2024 | 96 | 4 | 0 | 4 | |
| Guardian Angel | Richard Simmons | 7/13/2024 | 76 | 24 | 0 | 24 | |
| Vin Diesel Death Rumor | Shannen Doherty | 7/13/2024 | 53 | 47 | 0 | 47 | |
| Morgue and Mindy | Bob Newhart | 7/18/2024 | 94 | 6 | 0 | 6 | |
| Vin Diesel Death Rumor | Phil Donahue | 8/18/2024 | 88 | 12 | 0 | 12 | |
| Morgue and Mindy | James Earl Jones | 9/9/2024 | 93 | 7 | 0 | 7 | |
| Death Boners | Maggie Smith | 9/27/2024 | 89 | 11 | 0 | 11 | |
| Death Boners | Pete Rose | 9/30/2024 | 83 | 17 | 0 | 17 | |
| Vin Diesel Death Rumor | Teri Garr | 10/29/2024 | 79 | 21 | 0 | 21 | |
| Whorecrux Hufflesluts | Janey Godley | 11/2/2024 | 63 | 37 | 0 | 37 | |
| Vagina Candle | Tony Todd | 11/8/2024 | 69 | 31 | 0 | 31 |
OVERVIEW (as of draft date)
| Mortician | Youngest | Oldest | Average Age | Score Potential |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nick | Rhod Gilbert (55) | William Daniels (96) | 85.9 | 283 |
| Danni | Shannen Doherty (52) | Willie Mays (92) | 80.7 | 386 |
| Tabby & Mike | Selma Blair (51) | Dick Van Dyke (98) | 80 | 400 |
| CharRon | Alex Jones (49) | Warren Buffett (93) | 76.6 | 468 |
| Jodie | Amanda Bynes (37) | William Shatner (92) | 69.9 | 602 |
| Nicole | Ben Shapiro (39) | Bob Newhart (94) | 69.6 | 608 |
| Teresa | Maria Menounos (45) | John Astin (93) | 68.6 | 628 |
| Rob | Stephen Darby (35) | Tom Brokaw (83) | 61.6 | 768 |
| Mike | Justin Bieber (29) | Jimmy Carter (99) | 55 | 900 |
| Annie | Eugenia Cooney (29) | Betsey Johnson (81) | 50.8 | 984 |
BONUSES
In addition to the points you have earned for any deaths, bonus points will also be awarded for the following:
- 6.9 pts... if your celebrity dies while having sex. (AKA the Nelson Rockefeller bonus)
- 15 pts... if your celebrity is murdered. (AKA the John Lennon bonus)
- 15 pts... if your celebrity commits suicide. (AKA the Robin Williams bonus)
- 15 pts... if your celebrity dies on Christmas Day. (AKA the George Michael bonus)
- 15 pts... if your celebrity dies by autoerotic asphyxiation. (AKA the David Carradine bonus)
- 15 pts... if your celebrity is decapitated. (AKA the Anne Boleyn bonus)
- 15 pts... if your celebrity doesn't die, but murders someone. (AKA the OJ Simpson bonus)
- 15 pts... if your celebrity is a sports figure that dies competing. (AKA the Dale Earnhardt, Sr. bonus)
- 15 pts... if your celebrity is a political figure and is assassinated. (AKA the JFK bonus)
- 15 pts... if your celebrity is a musician and dies while performing. (AKA the Tiny Tim bonus)
- 15 pts... if your celebrity dies on their birthday and/or wedding anniversary (current, in tact marriage only). (AKA the Ingrid Bergman bonus)
- 15 pts... if your celebrity dies of an accidental overdose (not suicide). (The Heath Ledger bonus)
- 19 pts... if your celebrity dies of COVID-19. (AKA the Nick Cordero bonus)
Special Heritage Month Bonuses (15 pts extra)
Bonuses are given if your celebrity is part of a group being celebrated during a congressionally designated Diversity Awareness Month
- February: Celebrity is African American and becomes history during Black History Month. (AKA the Whitney Houston bonus)
- March: Celebrity is Irish and becomes history during Irish Heritage Month.
- March: Celebrity is a Woman and becomes history during National Women's History Month.
- May: Celebrity is Asian/Pacific Islander and becomes history during Asia/Pacific Heritage Month.
- May: Celebrity is Jewish and becomes history during Jewish Heritage Month.
- June: Celebrity is LGBTIA+ and becomes history during Pride Month.
- September 15th to October 15th: Celebrity is Hispanic and becomes history during Hispanic Heritage Month.
- November: Celebrity is Native American and becomes history during American Indian and Alaska Native Heritage Month. (Additional 10 points if the Native American dies on Thanksgiving.)